Best Job in the World: Guard Island, Get Spa Treatment (and more)

So here I am, after a day-to-day intoxication-fest with relatives instead of chilling out during the Yuletide that got me acquainted with Gonzo, yours truly is locked up again in a fluorescent-lit cubicle that it is my so-called ‘corporate kingdom’ trying to make ends meet for another breath the next day. Back to reality, indeed. [...]